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Arab chicks - MonoStereotyping.

So I was chatting with Jep and he said he was sposed to go on a group photoshoot with some arab chick as the model. But the whole thing got cancelled. "Arab chick models?" I said. "They're good [to...

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Testing. Using a mobile device. Wow!

Hello. Hi. Im just testing shit using my trusty nokia e71. Because my htc died on me. Nuts. Thats about it. Goodbye.

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My Shorts #1

The Caveman.Bob was a different type of caveman. He questioned everything. When the elders of his tribe said they must gather food for the coming winter, he questioned that. When the elders decided to...

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My Shorts #2

StationeryStapler was angry. No, he was mad! There was no doubt about it. Nobody messes with my stuff and get away with it, he bellowed.Paper and Post-It sniggered in the drawer. They just loved...

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Thor.

On a telephone conversation with Jep:Jep: Kau tengok cite apa?Me: Thor.Jep: Apa?Me: Thor.Jep: Cite apa?Me: Thor.Jep: Weh, tak dengar la, dalam bm! Dalam bm!Me: Thur.How the hell do you Bahasa-ify Thor?...

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The deleted fb reply.

Sometimes I don't have the heart to mess up the comments section of a friends facebook page. So I'll just post 'em up here."Beauty comes in all sizes..k..bye.."I'm pretty sure the Beast came in...

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King

In the old days, it's always good to have a king with a sense of humour. "Guards, take this traitor away. Execute him. THEN torture him." Then the peasants would laugh. Until he says, "Just kidding....

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A comment in dota.

As we were playing DOTA, and ultimately, we were winning, one of our teamates began to get cocky. 'Go and practice by playing tetris'.I just laughed my ass off. Because, y'know... tetris is a brick game.

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A screen capture from my FB page..

From a previous post, to my fb page. And finally, back here. :)

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A report.

I was instructed to monitor some staff at the LCCT. Monitoring and reporting is boring. So in my boredom, I wrote and sent the following:2.48pm: upon arrival, 3 staff manning booth. 2 males, 1 female....

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Just so we're clear...

I'm still around. Seriously. I'm not kidding.

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Twitter

Oooo... new blogger interface. Interesting. Also, follow me on twitter @saddiqyahya. Kthnxbye.

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Conscience

Don't you just hate it when your conscience sez No. And you'd be like, 'Aww, man... but it's funny!'Then Mr. C would be all Yes, I Know. I Chuckled Too But It Is Not Right. She Is Someones Grandmother....

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Bob the climber.

Now the problem with Bob is, nobody knows what he will do next. One day, out of the blue, he shouted in the cafeteria, "Imma climb that there building with nothing but my boxers, some rope and a...

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Helmets and death.

So I decided to rant on logic. A friend posted this on my facebook wall.thats not anatomically or physically possible. you do not get a blood spray pattern like that with a blaster. its just not...

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Duffel bag

So I thought to myself, "How could I make a post about a duffel bag that I recently bought... interesting?"So here it is, the most interesting post about a duffel bag in the history of the internets....

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Typo.

"Rice. Fried chicken. Gravy. Am I'm happy."Am I'm happy?What the fuck does that even mean?

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This is rare from me because its heart warming. kinda.

So yesterday, after delivering coconut juice to a friend’s house (don’t ask!) I was on the way to the lift. The door opened. I was about to walk in when I saw a little girl in the lift, holding a...

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I suck at advice.

Friend:I understand the feelBut you see everyone has their jihadmine isn't going very well, it's like when you're in the al-aqsa squadand half your squad got bombed todayso you gotta pick yourself back...

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I still suck at advice

Friend:What makes a woman worth it?Me:well, you know that chick in total recall? the one with the 3 boobs?Friend:hahahahhahaMe:we..ll... not her. but DAYM!

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